roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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