- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

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