What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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