- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Cancer. Super Cancer.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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