Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

An Asian with a big dick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

Knock knock.

this website even though its hilarious.

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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