- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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