Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

John lazzaro likes dick

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

your no better than a cockroach

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

I asked her where you were.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

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