So this blond chick walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

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Why did a little boy have a black eye? Because his father is very abusive to him and his sister. They are beaten every dad after the father comes home drunk from the bar because his wife also the kids mother died in a car acciedent 1 month before this. Child abuse is not funny and neither is a dead mother.

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What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

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why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

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What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

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What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

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Japanese study of the stereotypical American man: Murica: Come on come on! Japanese: Uh yes? *walks toward American* Murica: Are you okay?! Japanese: Well yes I am doi.. Murica: BUSTER WOLF *Punches Japanese which smacks into the ground critically wounded. Murican: OKAAAAAAAAAAAY! *throws dirty trucker cap at Japanese man and leaves.* BEWARE OF THE TYPICAL AMERICAN! Study 2 American man, taught Japanese Discipline: Japanese: Herrow Mr.Educated American *bows* "Japanesed Murican": *Fighting Pose* " I SHALL STAIN MY HANDS, WITH YOUR BLOOD!" *Japanese people run away* Experiment fail. BEWARE EXTREMELY OF AMERICAN MAN! Nero: Nuking Japan probably created a few controversies and wrong stereotypes... After visiting the US several times, I find these manners to be of the Texan stereotype though... Educated Murican: PREDICTABO!

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How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

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What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

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Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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