- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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