A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

black chicken. kfc

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

osama bin laden is dead

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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