Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Two planes walk into an office building

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

my gramma died

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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