What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

Whats brown a sticky, shit

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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