A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

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How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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