- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

The EPA.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

wanna here a joke? you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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