Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

haha black people :D

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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