What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

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What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

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How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

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What is both bold and brash? Fox

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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A man and a woman are in a bar. The man says, "Excuse me miss, but you're very attractive, may I please buy you a drink?" to which the woman replies, "Thank you very much, but I'm afraid I've never been to Mexico."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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