- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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