- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was an avocado

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

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