Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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