- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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