Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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What fires shots? A gun

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Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

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What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

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why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

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How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

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how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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Anti Joke

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