- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

Black people.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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