- Anti Joke

why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

There once was this guy and he fell down

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

A midget walked under a bar.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people