- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

Barack Obama.

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

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