A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

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What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

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Caolan and Eamon

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

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I like school Said no one ever.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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