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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

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I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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What's the difference between Stephani and a momma hippo? The mother hippo is slowly but surely losing weight while Stephani is packing on the pounds! :)

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A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

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What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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