- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What's 9 + 10 19 AB

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

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