- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my wife out of the kitchen

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.