- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

my gramma died

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

Two planes walk into an office building

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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