Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

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roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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What did the car do? CRASH!

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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