Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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A house comes around the corner.

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What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

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Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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A hill billy went fishing

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You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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