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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

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