What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

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nothing

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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womans having rights.

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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women's rights

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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XD Jackass.

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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