- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

whats dumb and small? dandruff

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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