A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Yo Momma is not fat.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

XD Jackass.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

nothing

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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