what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

38 studio's new game... Finance City

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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