- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

sweating like antoni with a girl

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

Good job, son.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

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