- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

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