Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

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A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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