- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses