Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

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A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

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Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

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Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

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What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

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The baby started screaming in the dead of night. It woke up his mother, but his father did not be woken by it. why? Because the father left the mother some time ago, and emigrated to Australia with a new girlfriend, who is incidentially a model, and therefore he could not have heard hs child scream whilst on the other side of the world. His new girlfriend dosen't like him.

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how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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