- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Good job, son.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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