Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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What's red and a cow? Red cow

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I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

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What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

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Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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Connor is homo

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

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A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

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No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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