Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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I'm going as the joker for halloween

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

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How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

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Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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