What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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You sick fiend

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Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

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Your mom is so old she died

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

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Knock knock. Get out!!

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What did the old man say? Im old

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Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

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Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

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A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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