A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

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whats worse than gill? nothing

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

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What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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