Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Drew Knowles is gay

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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