Relax, it simply would not be working out for you if your mother was nearby, you see, the subconcious is limited by the concious mind, so if your subconcious can detect your mother (or anyone but me nearby) your conscious mind goes "uh oh" and it stops. Oh, right, and considering you can still type, how about we increase the effect into... I dunno, six billion? Yeah six billion. Anyway, the next time you want to experience it, just poke your nose, and since we do not want you to poke your nose off, you only do it once and you can yourself decide when it ends, at this level you should not be able to type, but if you want to type you can of course turn it off.

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Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

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What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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roses are red violets are indigo

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what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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sorry got to poo

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PIED NINNY!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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