- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

The adventures of Helen Keller:

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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