Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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