Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

whats green and lives in the water

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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