What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

123 f*ck off

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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