- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Guess what? I like trains.

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