- Anti Joke

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!