A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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Misner is a twat.

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

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Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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