What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

The adventures of Helen Keller:

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Yo Momma So Fat!

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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