- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

SUCK MY NUTS

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

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