Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

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There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

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Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

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Relax, it simply would not be working out for you if your mother was nearby, you see, the subconcious is limited by the concious mind, so if your subconcious can detect your mother (or anyone but me nearby) your conscious mind goes "uh oh" and it stops. Oh, right, and considering you can still type, how about we increase the effect into... I dunno, six billion? Yeah six billion. Anyway, the next time you want to experience it, just poke your nose, and since we do not want you to poke your nose off, you only do it once and you can yourself decide when it ends, at this level you should not be able to type, but if you want to type you can of course turn it off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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