- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

a man checks his mypsace

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

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