- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

whats green and slimy? green slim

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

I have a horse.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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