- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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I have suicidal thoughts

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

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