- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

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