- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

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